AskChaoticDiscord

Hello, I am Discord, master of chaos and disharmony.
...though now, I've been "reformed". I currently reside in the cellars of Canterlot castle...or at least, that's where Celestia tries to keep me. heh, heh, heh!
so, with nothing better to do (that Fluttershy would approve of), I decided to set up shop in the most chaotic place in the world: the internet!

I have a lot of making up to do with Snore-er...CELestia.

The princess of the night. Hard to believe this uptight alicorn used to have the element of laughter. Or the element of loyalty after the whole "Nightmare moon" incident. Although, I was a statue at the time, so I wouldn't know how that went down.

The newest pretty pony princess with a promising career as an actress. I gave her her key! :D

Twily's assistant...that's about all I have to say.

Honest Applejack...Part of a nutritious breakfast.

Applejack's sister that doesn't realize her talent is-*garbled*

"Taste the rainbow!" She likes pranks, but thinks too small.

The little chicken that can't fly. She's really good at-*garbled*

The resident Ms. snooty-pants. She's the most fun to prank

Rarity's sister that doesn't know her cutie mark has to do with-*garbled*

Pinkie's probably the pony I'm most inclined to have fun with. Though her ideas of "fun" can be a bit mundane by my standards.

Ah, my dearest friend Shutterfly. She believes in me, unlike her other friends.

I'm afraid he's been asked to Cease & Desist.